This is the signature of a soul who endures, shaping their existence with the steady, calloused hands of discipline and determination. Saturn doesn’t deal in shortcuts or lucky breaks. Saturn says, “You want success? Earn it. And so, these individuals toil, often under the weight of self-imposed expectations. The lessons creep in slowly, like the…...
Month: February 2016
Venus-Neptune Aspects: The Veil
A Venus-Neptune aspect symbolizes an illusion of love, the mist that turns ordinary mortals into demi-gods before our very eyes. This is love promising transcendence, spiritual union, and a touch of cinematic tragedy. It’s the soul aching for a love that is more than just two people—it wants a deeper connection, something vast, numinous, dripping with…...
Capricorn: The Deal Made
As a Capricorn, your approach to professional goals is marked by a singular intensity, which might sometimes come across as obsessive or overly ambitious to others. Your steadfast focus can be intimidating to those around you, who may mistakenly interpret it as an insatiable hunger for success at any cost. When faced with adversity, you…...
Virgo: The Shitty End of the Stick
To a Virgo, work is a divine calling. But not just any work, it must be something meaningful, something that improves, refines, polishes. Whether it’s decluttering a room, healing a body, or untangling the Gordian knot of human psychology, Virgos find purpose in perfecting. Their gift? The ability to dissect life into its smallest components,…...
The Plutonian: A Tale on Horribleness
In astrology, Pluto is the psychoanalyst, the dark yet oddly seductive force lurking in the depths of our unconscious. It is the force that drags you through the underworld, strips you bare of all pretenses, and then offers you a new self, forged in the fires of experience. Crises, obsessions, power struggles—these are Pluto’s calling…...
Jupiter in Leo: Beyond the Ordinary
Jupiter is the planet of expansion, knowledge, and luck, and Leo is the sign of bold, expressive, heart-centered creativity. This placement is a divine decree that life is not to be lived but to be expressed. It is an invitation to shatter the glass ceilings of self-doubt and step into a realm where creation is…...
Uranus: Thrill Seeking Anxiety
When Uranus transits your chart, it urges (or shoves) you towards adventure, towards change, towards the uncomfortable but exhilarating feeling of stepping beyond what you thought was possible. If you’re feeling this thrilling anxiety—a heart-racing anticipation of something unknown—don’t resist it. This is Uranus saying, “Go on, do the thing! Shake things up! Escape the…...
Sun-Neptune Aspects: Psychic Limbo
This is the aspect of the mystic, the poet, the dreamer who drifts between worlds, both enchanted and haunted by forces beyond the mundane. To live under this energy is to be touched by something ineffable—an exquisite sensitivity to beauty, to suffering, to the unseen rhythms of life. Art, music, spirituality, and escapism become lifelines…....
Virgo: The Seamstress
Question: To me, a big part of the issue with people being able to identify with their Virgoan energy is that the descriptions for Virgo placements are just narrow and unimaginative. As far as I’m concerned, we’re not just brooms on wheels, servants, or nagging parents; we’re actual individuals with passions, interests, and lives. In…...
Virgo
Virgo is the sign of the virgin, but you can’t take the symbolism too literally. I can assure you that a September birthday is no guarantee of virginity. Although lots of Virgos remain bachelors and spinsters, there are also plenty who finally settle into connubial bliss. They may not do so with any sudden burst…...
Moon-Jupiter Aspects: Lucky Charms
A Moon-Jupiter person is perpetually lifting off into the great beyond, soaring above the mundane, searching for meaning, for magic, for some grand cosmic conspiracy that assures them they are part of something vast and benevolent. With the conjunction, they are blessed (or burdened) with an expansive emotional landscape, swelling tides of feeling that carry them…...
Aquarius and the Limitless Mind
The Aquarian is intellect incarnate, floating through the ether on a signal of pure, undiluted genius. Their brains operate like quantum computers, downloading calculus while others struggle with basic arithmetic, casually tossing around esoteric terminology like “xeriscape” as if they emerged from the womb already conversing with Carl Sagan. It’s a beautiful vision—an enlightened being…...