With Neptune in your 5th house, it’s a planetary placement like no other, you’re here to indulge in the heady realms of creativity, romance, and sheer, unbridled joy. In this fantastical playground, your soul becomes like a child—wild, unrestrained, alive to the wonders of possibility. Creativity is your sustenance, and your spiritual liberation. You are…...
Year: 2024
Neptune and Body Sensitivity
To be steeped in Neptune’s essence is both an art and a challenge. For with all this sensitivity comes a certain vulnerability, a yearning to escape, and perhaps a fragility when faced with the harsh elements of the material world. You may be the personification of the gentle Neptunian soul—adrift, a bit hazy at times,…
Moon-Saturn Synastry: An Everlasting Bond—Despite the Ache, It Feels Like Home
When these two planets meet in synastry, Saturn weighs down on the Moon. It offers shelter, responsibility, and occasionally, an icy reserve. The Moon, represents our vulnerable, emotional self, and it can feel either exalted or exasperated under Saturn’s gaze. Saturn’s energy is heavy, bound by tradition, and preoccupied with structure. So, on the one…...
How To Lose a Virgo in 10 Days
Virgos tend to have a reputation for being neat and skeptical, but as a Virgo rising (with my partner’s Sun in Virgo), we’re actually not so tidy—and not always as skeptical as you might expect! As you know, since I’m an astrology writer. However, astrology has passed my series of intense, microscopic examinations. Every symbolic…...
Pluto: Therapy and the Wounded Soul
Pluto governs all matters related to psychology, deep emotional transformation, and therapeutic healing. Its influence reaches into the depths of the subconscious, guiding introspection and the process of uncovering hidden or repressed emotions. Pluto’s energy is transformative, often driving us to confront our shadow side, work through trauma, and emerge with a renewed sense of…...
Venus Conjunct Neptune: The Pink Haze of Romance
With the Venus conjunct Neptune natal aspect in your chart, you have a way of seeing your romantic life through magical, rose-tinted glasses. For you, love is a journey toward some ineffable dream and otherworldly connection. You’re bound to be caught between realms—part of you anchored in earthly existence, where people argue about washing left…
The Scorpion Woman: Justice Will Be Served! The Seven Deadly Sins
The Scorpio woman is a force wrapped up in fiery empathy and unbreakable principles, a creature of loyalty and integrity who wields a kind of justice that flows not from rigid laws but from the depths of her soul. She lives by a fierce moral compass, tuned less to what the world tells her is…...
Capricorn: 10 Things I Hate About You: But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all
I hate that you can’t relax without feeling “productive.” I’ll be on the couch watching a movie, and there you are, right next to me, with a stack of self-improvement books and a cup of black coffee because “sleep is just a suggestion.” Do you have a strategy for everything? I hate how you can’t…...
Aqaurius: 10 Things I Hate About You: But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all
I hate the way you insist on having “unconventional opinions,” just because. I could say, “The sky is blue,” and you’d respond with a long-winded critique on how “blue is a societal construct” and that “color is subjective.” I hate how you love everyone in an abstract, theoretical way, but will barely hold my hand in public…
Pisces: 10 Things I Hate About You: But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all
I hate how you feel everything so deeply, how you open yourself up to the world in ways I can’t — or won’t. I hate that you let everything in, every joy, every sorrow, every little hurt. I want to protect you from that. But I know I can’t, and maybe you don’t want me…...
Moon-Pluto: The Family Healer and Keeper of Hidden Shadows
The Moon-Pluto soul is a creature of emotional depths. They’ll plunge recklessly into the heart of a situation, submerging themselves in the rawest, darkest waters of feeling. Why? Because somewhere in those waters, they find the substance of life—the real nourishment that only the most courageous or perhaps slightly mad are willing to seek. This…...
Moon-Pluto Aspects: The Three Extreme Types
In Moon-Pluto individuals, there’s a particular intensity that can create a kind of gravitational pull, sometimes leading them to embody exactly the types they often guard against. The energy can either be consciously embodied or felt as something external, looming and potent in others. We often live in the space between attraction and repulsion –…...