The Zodiac of Wild Women

Quotes taken from the book on the Wild Words from Wild Women.

Aries

 

I don’t have the time every day to put on makeup. I need time to clean my rifle.

 

Taurus

 

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

 

Gemini

 

Show me someone here who does not gossip, and I’ll show you someone who isn’t interested in people.

 

Cancer
A printed card means nothing except that you are too lazy to write to the woman who has done more for you than anyone in the world. And candy! You take a box to mother – and then eat most of it yourself. A pretty sentiment.

 

Leo

 

I would live in a communist country providing I was Queen.

 

Virgo
 
One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done.

 

Libra
 
Sometimes I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It is beyond me.

 

Scorpio

 

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.

 

Sagittarius
 
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

 

Capricorn

 

What I wanted to be when I grew up was – in charge.

 

Aquarius

 

We cannot take anything for granted, beyond the first mathematic formulae. Question everything else.

 

Pisces

 

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife…I guess I am a fantasy.